In the summer of 2011 I took a life changing adventure living in Brazil. Now... thanks to my incredible experience in Brazil, I have continued my adventures, turning this blog into a blog about my travels and what new things life will bring me. Soccer being the main drive in my adventures. Enjoy :)

Friday, November 18, 2016

Rose Colored Glasses

Since explaining my life would just take too many words, I decided a little humor to describe my life would make way more sense. One fail at a time.

Every time I ride in transportation here:


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When I am told to put on a scarf when I am not cold:


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When someone mentions Mexican food:


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When people start to talk about politics:


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When they say we will give you just a little more wine:


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When someone speaks Russian to you:


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When you get a small cough or do anything basically, this is the response...:


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When they say they will add just a little bit of mayonnaise:


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When you have a bad day:


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When you have a 'you' moment and someone sees it:


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When you get to use a porcelain toilet:


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When you are trying to understand:


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When they begin to explain gender roles between men and women:


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When you are in a hot rutiera (minibus):


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When you finally get to shower:


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When you learn the traditional dance and you think you look like this...:


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BUT... really you look like this:


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When someone says hello to you:


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My service:


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Yup. Thank you New Girl, Friends and Gilmore Girls for describing life so perfectly. That's all.